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Deep Trouble Forgive me for repeating this story, but it really made the international news a while back. I think there may be something to be learned from this. Apparently an elephant in a zoo in Paderborn, Germany was severely constipated. The zookeeper tried for days to help the elephant, giving him a total of 22 doses of laxatives, plus more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes. This was all to no avail. Finally the zookeeper decided to give the elephant an olive oil enema. This worked very well. The zookeeper was very surprised to see a massive quantity of elephant waste, under high pressure. Unfortunately the zookeeper was standing directly behind the elephant. The force of the waste jet knocked the zookeeper down, where he hit his head on a rock and was buried and suffocated. In my opinion, this is a terrible way to die. But there is something to be learned from this: Be very careful what you wish for, or you might end up in deep sh#* trouble.
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